It's Hot.

Have I mentioned that it is over 110 here in Arizona?  When the sun goes down it is still over 100.  It. Is. Hot. 

 The solution; of course; is to get wet.  When you are in the pool and the splash pad you don't realize that you are just being ridiculous trying to live here.

 Logan lounging around with his friends at the splash pad.  Because we choose to live in the gateway to Hades; where there are an amazing amount of pools; this year the boys had to take swimming lessons.  Logan now is doing a pretty good job; he can swim across the pool by himself and be pretty self-reliant.  McKay can jump off the side and swim pretty far to get me; but he has not yet mastered taking a breath.

Just chillin.'

Six more weeks until school starts and the school district pays for the air conditioning.  Not that I'm counting or anything.  We also partake of the Harkins summer movie program so we can chill in the cool while watching movies for 70 cents.  The library story time and summer programming also are utilized to a crazy degree.  Soon to come?  Karate pictures.  Logan started his classes this summer; and it is all sorts of adorable.

Special thanks to my photographer; Marielle Carlisle.

My little cuties at five and three

I thought it was time to update the pictures on the wall; so I got these shots from our friend April at talkstoryphotography.blogspot.com. I thought she did a great job.

Boys are funny. I have been putting all of Logan's preschool "masterpieces" on the fridge; he has been so proud. So when Logan underwent a recent colonoscopy--which is a whole different story--and got photographs of his colon the second thing he said after waking up was "Mom; can we put my pictures on the refrigerator?" Um. Ew.

Today we cut the boys' hair. Here are a few choice snippets: McKay "Mom. I am a transformer. And transformers don't get hair cuts."
Logan; half way through McKay's hair cut: "McKay! You look so handsome on one side!"
McKay; after Logan was done. "Logan! Now you look handsome just like me!"

And then this little story; which Loren said I had to put up here; even though it is going to traumatize McKay's girlfriends in twenty years. So Logan comes up and asks why humans don't have tails like animals do. So I start in on a discussion of balance; and spines; and whatnot. McKay comes up; listens to the conversation; and then promptly and quietly drops his pants. Cause. You know. He wanted to show Logan that he has a tail.

I am the Mom of boys.

San Diego Final Edition

I loved SeaWorld! I'm sure I went when I was little; but I don't remember. We had to drive home that day so we only stayed until three; but we could have kept going for several hours.

The boys loved bringing their whales; that they named Shamu; to the Shamu shows. It was so funny watching them make their little animals flip when the big animals did. Luckily we did not get wet; I did not want fishy smell in the car for a seven hour drive.
I know this is not technically the best picture; but I just love it. Look at how cute they are holding hands and carrying their new Shamu. Makes me melt.
After much research; I found the best way to get a souvenir was to win one. After a few "whale races" both boys came away victorious.
They had a little Sesame Street area for the kids. They had rides; shows; games; and huge inflatables to bounce on. I think Logan is getting a little too cool for Elmo; but McKay was excited.
There was also a 4D Sesame Street show. It was hilarious watching Logan try to get the cookie that was popping out of the screen. The food was horrible; but we still had a great time. The sea lion show was hilarious; and the opportunity to spend six days on vacation with my family was priceless.

San Diego Zoo Edition

We had to do the zoo. Even though we were exhausted. And it is a really hilly zoo. I had no idea how hard it would be to push the stroller up hill. Finally I gave up and made them walk.

This little guy joined us for our picnic outside of the zoo. He especially liked oranges and bread; and would eat right out of your hand. The kids were even brave and tried it.
Of course; McKay liked feeding everything. He kept finding leaves on the ground and giving it to the goat. After a little bit of time; Logan got in on it. They also liked running around the playground.
The zoo had a little helicopter the kids could play in; plus a few little pieces of equipment here and there. After all the excitement of Legoland the animals were not quite as appealing. It was kind of nice to quietly stroll; though. I especially loved the red panda. Google it. So cute.

After the zoo we took our passes and ran to the Natural History Museum; which is so lame I can't even explain; and the Science Center; which was quite cool. We got a quick nap while Loren and Logan watched an IMAX movie on sharks. After a full day out we stayed in our hotel to have dinner and watch the football bowl game. Of course; that night I spent the evening puking fish tacos; but that is another story.

San Diego Knotts Berry Farm Edition

After our Legoland fun we jaunted up to Anaheim to see Knotts Berry Farm. It was on our Culture Pass so we thought it was worth the drive. They have a little section of the Park called "Camp Snoopy" which had little kids rides and activities. We stayed in this little area the whole time.

It is a little blurry... but can you see the pure joy? The more nauseous a ride is; the more they liked it. Here they took them up and dropped 'em down. The kids threw their arms up in the air and giggled all the way down.
Of course; they loved that they could drive a big "Grandpa truck." They were quite noisy. I was starting to get a little sick; so Loren was a trooper and took them on any ride where I thought I might lose my lunch. They loved the roller coasters; McKay was a little sad he couldn't ride on all of them. Logan surprised me and looked for the biggest; fastest; spinniest ones he could find. And he wanted to ride in the front! The workers would pull him off and make sure he fit because he looked so little. McKay wore thick shoes and a hat to try to sneak on some.
We stayed until closing; and the kids slept all the way back to San Diego. They did so great; no whining or complaining; and only one melt down over not being big enough to ride. So much fun.

San Diego Legoland Edition

For Christmas this year the boys got Go San Diego passes; which enabled them to see any of 38 attractions over three days. We put those passes to work! Our first stop was Legoland. I had never been there; but had heard that it was great for smaller children. The boys loved it. McKay could go on almost all of the rides; and was easily bribed when he couldn't go on the few coasters Logan could.

Yes; McKay is driving. He was very insulted when I tried to help. Legoland was a boys' dream. They had boats; jeeps; race cars; fire trucks; helicopters; and airplanes. The boys got to drive them all; as well as earn their drivers licence.
The rides were tame enough that Mom and Dad could go on all of them. I even enjoyed the coasters here. We skipped all the play areas in favor of the rides; we have playgrounds in Arizona.
We did have to take a few breaks to rest Loren's feet; however.
We had a great time; and stayed up through nap time. I would certainly go again; there was so much to see and do. Logan said it was his favorite part of the year.

San Diego Boy Edition

While Loren was working; I had some time to kill. So I took the boys down to the Firehouse Museum in downtown San Diego. We got lost several times; but finally we made it.

There wasn't much to do; but the boys did have some fun checking out the old trucks and equipment.
Then we headed to Home Depot to do some manly projects. McKay built and painted a tool box. Logan built a helicopter; which he preferred in its natural wood color. I freaked out with all the mass of people and bad directions.
We also took the boys to the Visitor's Center at the Mormon Battalion in Old Town. It has been completed remodeled and is very multimedia and hands on. The boys got to get geared up for the march; and experience the wind and rain of the plains. They also got to pan for gold again. Later; we found a Root Beer and Beef Jerky store. Loren was in husband heaven.
The San Diego Temple has always been one of my favorites; so we stopped by to check it out and have a brief Family Home Evening. It is beautiful.